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On This Day in Glanmire History: March 28th 1842 – First concert of the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra is disastrou… https://t.co/SDYpwlybJf
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On This Day in Glanmire History March 25th 717 – Theodosius III resigns the throne to the Byzantine Empire to ente… https://t.co/3IyhLv7Pfw
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On This Day in Glanmire History March 23rd 2001 – The Russian Mir space station is disposed of, breaking up in the… https://t.co/9MU93RZkbM
MISSING CAT POSTER NOW MISSING!
A story of a missing cat and its poster, which goes missing, to leave us missing both the cat and missing cat poster.
RUDE TEEN ROGUES RUINING RIVERSTOWN RESIDENTS ROUTINES
Teenagers running amok in Glanmire, terrorising local residents.
GLASHABOY RIVER LIFEBOUY REACHES RETIREMENT
A fantastic achievement for a lifebouy located near the Glashaboy river in Glanmire
MATT COOPER MOVING TO GLANMIRE
News of a Matt Cooper moving to Glanmire. Exciting stuff for this Cork town.
IRISHMAN FALLS ASLEEP DURING FIRST SUPER BOWL
Michael had decided he was going to be “routing” for the the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because “sure there was a Tom Brady in my Junior Cert woodwork class”.
IRISHMAN SET TO WATCH FIRST SUPER BOWL
“I’ve bought nacho crisps, or ‘chips’ as they say (laughs… )…”
JANUARY ISSUE OUT NOW!
This month we’ve got 96 FM fugitives, a lonely man’s 2021 plan, plus a small amount more!
A GUIDE TO THE STOCK MARKET (FOR LOCAL PEOPLE)
There is a lot of talk about the “Stock Market” in the world news today, a lot of which might be confusing to some of our readers who are hearing about it for the first time, so here is the official Glanmire News Area guide to the “Stock Market”…
DECEMBER ISSUE OUT NOW!
December’s Glanmire News Area is here and full of local news that is sure to raise an eyebrow somewhere. Stories on mens underwear, financial wizards, best car review 2020 plus much much more!
MAN INCENSED BY TINY STICKER TO KEEP BREAD FRESH
Local man, Gary O’Donoghue (38), was heard ranting in the queue for the bakery in Ryan’s SuperValu on Christmas Eve morning…
RICKY MARTIN IN BID FOR X-MAS NUMBER 1
Latin singing sensation and man who isn’t far off 50, Ricky Martin (48), is making a surprise bid for Christmas Number 1 this year with the release of his unanticipated track; Livin’ La Vida Lockdown…
GLANMIRE MAKES RECORD BREAKING BID FOR 2028 FIFA WORLD CUP
The title says it all, but click “read more” to read even more information, beyond what the title suggests!
NOVEMBER ISSUE OUT NOW!
The November Issue of the Glanmire News Area is full of great local news such as the GNA’s coverage of the US elections, local teenagers making out in the area, and also a full section dedicated to the Glanmire Chicken Parade!
GNA EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: THE JOHN BARLEYCORN THREE
It’s an exclusive, it’s an interview, that makes it an exclusive interview with the Glanmire News Area!
LOCAL MAN BAFFLED HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE IN US ELECTION
All I’ve heard about for months is that you have to vote and it’s so important to vote...
LATE CHARGES
Relive the sexy laser beam sequence of Entrapment, with this scintilating story.